The Tale of Fail: Big Fat Ogres can run... Fast!

Many times when I hit the tables, it's common knowledge in our little LFGS and to the good ol' boys in Red Steel: Los Angeles that my luck with the dice is never good.

However, there are some very rare days that they roll like a bald eagle with it's ass feathers lit on fire. Yesterday, was one of those middle days.  I didn't have to throw any models across the room but we weren't smelling burnt eagle ass feathers either.